Becoming a bimbo isn’t just a walk in the park. There is some training to it, some things you need to know about the bimbo aesthetic, especially if you want to become a true sissy bimbo. Sure, you can just put on pink, and follow other sissies online who like to dress as a bimbo… getting tips from them. But that’s just the blind leading the blind. Most sissies don’t think about color palettes, let alone know how to match and style a slutty outfit. That’s why you sissies need to learn the ways of bimbo-hood from a true lifestyle bimbo. To be a true sissy bimbo, you have to look the part. If you want to look like some other kind of sissy, there’s places for you elsewhere in the wonderland… but right now we are talking the ultimate bimbo transformation. We’re talking all pink, dolled up, and plasticine.
Bimbofication Color Guide by Goddess Elena
The first step to understanding bimbo color theory, is to understand the two main primary colors of bimbofication. Those are barbie pink and red. Any other color is secondary, and is meant to be styled with pink. But any of these colors in the palette above work for bimbos and slutty bimbo outfits. Anything pastel or rainbow is perfect too! Below, I have put together a bimbo color theory guide and an explanation for every color’s meaning in Bimboland.
Primary colors of bimbofication: Hot pink for The Classical Blonde, Barbie Bimbos. Lipstick Red for Brunette, Red-Headed, & Raven-Haired Bimbos.
Color Theory of Bimbofication
Hot Pink – Classic barbie girl. Men will know you are a feminine woman, but also radiate romance and sexual fertility.
Baby Pinks – Sweet and innocent bimbo. Every variation of pink goes with being a bimbo, but baby pink screams bimbo with daddy issues.
Bright Red – Encourages the animalistic and lust instincts in men. Screams sexuality to men, and heightens their senses.
Baby Blue – It shows that you can be a trusting bimbo, but baby blue looks best paired with all the other accessories still being hot pink.
Gold – Classy bimbo. It shows that you might have a sugar daddy, or that you’re a high-priced ticket bimbo who only enjoys the best.
Silver – It is subtle, but classy. It can show you like the finer things in life, without all the attention. Goes best with diamonds.
Orange – Wait a minute! Not unless you are the classic, beach malibu barbie blonde. Orange ever only looks good with hot pink.
Bright Yellow – Same as orange. See above, as to why to never choose yellow in your bimbo wardrobe unless you style it properly.
Green – Lime green and pastel green go great with hot pink, but it is still a caution color over all. Similar to orange, yellow, and other colors in that range. Make sure you style properly with hot pink. & Stay away from the homely neutral forrest green, please!
Purple – Purple is an acceptable color. Especially when it is mixed with fuchsia, bright purple, or neon tones. Purple looks great with pink, and other bimbo colors… so long as it’s chosen and styled correctly. Remember though, pink still remains supreme.
Rainbows – Rainbows and especially pastel rainbows are always an acceptable choice for bimbos. Just make sure the colors are bright and poppy, neon, or pastel. Bimbos really need bright colors to pop.
DO NOT USE THESE COLORS
Grey/Black – No, never! In the Barbie world, we don’t like black, except at a funeral. Here at Sissy University, we need BIMBO SOPHISTICATION. If you don’t want to play by bimbo rules, then go be a sissy maid or a bdsm sissy. Black is not a fitting color for a Barbie Bimbo, and grey? Too much gloom and doom for a bimbo slut in training.
Brown/Neutrals/Naturals – Same as black. Brown is only cute in some situations, when it’s used as a neutral for bimbo colors. But beige & brown can also look homely quickly. It’s not a flattering color for most, and it’s time to do away with brown and beige. Can you say, boring!!!
Skin Color Transformation
Not that we’ve covered styling the color of your clothing to fit the proper bimbofication standards. Now we will cover the proper skin tones of bimbofication. The classic bimbo is sun-kissed, tan, and obviously works out in the sun… a lot! If you are unfortunate to be a pale bimbo-to-be, we must immediately remedy this. Your three options are, self tanner, sun-baking, and tanning.
Again, as we have covered above… this is not class for how to be a vampire sissy. You need to commit and get rid of that alternative, black and aging look! Trust me, it’s not flattering and it makes you look like death. You need to add color to your skin, and it needs to make you look plastic enough to be desirable.
Bimbo Tanning Options
Self Tanner – Quickest way to remedy a pale and pasty look. It can turn orange however, but if you get a good brand and you put it on evenly, you’ll get that sunkissed tinge of orange that we are looking for. This is the perfect way to immediately break into being a bimbo, and its effects are not as harmful as tanning.
Sun-Baking – The healthiest way to get to the bimbo type of tan you need is by sun-baking. It’s the tried and true method to getting the right amount of color, and it’s healthier for you to bake in the sun than it is to tan under a bed. There’s still Vitamin D being absorbed by your body, and it gives a good and natural color to you that gives it the name… sun-kissed.
Tanning Booth – For the most committed sissies that want to work on permanently baking their skin tone in, tanning beds are the best option. This does not come without risk however… but what is beauty worth without a little pain? So many women have gone under the knife and done many risky things for beauty, tanning hardly seems like a serious one now a days. Just make sure you take care of your skin and don’t overdo it if you start to feel leathery. Also… moisturize, moisturize, moisturize sissies!
Utilizing the Bimbo Color Theory
Now that you know each color and their meaning in bimbo land, you can move forward to the next step of becoming a bonafide bimbo. Think you are ready to commit to a full-time lifestyle transformation? Call one of our sissy trainers today, or sign up for the bimbo university.
